Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Things to check out for in 2009: Music Edition

Before the year ends, I would like to unveil the 10 things to check out for in the year 2009. It looks like it's gonna be awesome year compared to the craptacular 2008. Enjoy.

Animal Collective
Merriweather Post Pavilion
Comes out Jan 20, in the USA

Easily the most anticipated album in the indie world right now, the hype for the oddball group's eighth album has reached fever pitch. Accidental leaks, and Deerhunter's Bradford Cox speculating that an email sent out by Deakin was a fake, sent out by a hacker. When was the last time you saw an indie album get this kind of hype. By the way, on the basis of music, Strawberry Jam kicked some ass, so hopefully AC can only improve with this one.

Franz Ferdinand
Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
Comes out January 26

After making the always sexy Franz fans wait for an unsexy 3 1/2 years, the sexy boys from fabulously sexy Glaswegian group's new sexy album (with sexy album artwork) drops on the usually unsexy date of January 29th, and thus making the sexiest day in the soon to be sexy 2009. The sexy singles "Lucid Dreams" and "Ulysess" are making the long wait worthwhile, for what appears to be a sexy good album. (This just in: the word sexy is offcially not sexy anymore)

Bruce Springsteen
Working on a Dream
Comes out January 27th

The Boss is back with a vengence after 2007's acclaimed Magic. Bruce is coming off much support of Barack Obama's win with the aptly titled Working on a Dream. Expect the usual fist-pumping, working man's anthems and kick-ass vocals as mastered by the Boss. Unlike most aging rockers, the Boss is aging gracefully, both physically and musically. So don't expect an album full of dredge and rewrites like many veteran rockers have put in recent years.

Year of Refusal
Comes out Febuary 16

Despite the rather baffling album cover (watch where you put that hand, buddy), Morrissey is back and continues his rennisiance with Years Refusal. Morrissey, being the classic enigmatic figure, continues to have those mysterious meanings and symbols. What does the baby mean? What does he mean by years of refusal? What is his workout regiment? How does he keep that pompadour up? Anyways, 2009 is summing up to be a good year for depressed shy boys, and crazy Latino fanboys.

No Line on the Horizon
Comes out March 3rd

Everyone's Bomb high has worn off, and those douchy photos of Bono surfaced. Gotta let it out though.

Possible Radiohead album

Am I fucking with you? No, I'm not. I swear I saw it somewhere on some site with some news source, but the talk about the new album mysteriously disappeared. However, if a new album does drop, it will most likely kick much ass. Now if they only did that thing they did for In Rainbows...

New Wilco Album

Wilco have been working on a new album, according to Rolling Stone. Don't know much about the content of the songs, but hopefully they bring out the manliness they forgot about in 2007's Sky Blue Sky, which they duefully delievered in the live album, Kicking Television.

New Kanye Album

After the noble failure of 808's & Heartbreak, Kanye promises us with some of his regular clubbangers next year. He just had to get it out. I understand what you did Kanye. It was rather brave of you.

Blur Reunion

Yeah, we know that already. Let's just hope it ain't a one of gig, and they come to America to play. I'll be there.

51st Grammy nomination

I know what you're thinking: "Don't the Grammy's usually suck?" Well this year's ceremony is proving to be it's most diverse selection, and the standards are famously low for the Grammy's. Radiohead and Lil' Wayne vying for album of the year? Shiaaaaaaaaaaat, son.

New Guns 'n' Roses album


Have a very spectacular New Year! I'm gonan see Yo La Tengo and the Feelies tomorrow night. I'll do one on movies soon! I promise!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Song No. 1: "Paper Planes"

I love loopholes. God bless singles releases!

And the No. 1 Album is...

In a year filled with disappointments, missed chances, and over hype, 2008 will down as a lax year in music. Fortunately for this Brooklyn-based band, 2008 was the year of TV on the Radio. What's that? You thought it was Coldplay. Go shut into your room with your soccer mom. No it wasn't the year for one pretentious group, but the year of one confident American band. Dear Science is filled with brilliant sounding modern rock, mixed in with other influences. Trumpets seem to proclaim them as the new kings of rock music. It's a triumphant album and 2008's best.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Happy Festivus

Song No. 2: "Nothing Ever Happens"

What's that? You just saw Deerhunter? Well, yeah, you did, but the 6 minute track from Microcastle is an instant classic. It's starts off as a 2 1/2 minute alt-rock song, then it transforms into a Neu!-esque jam. It's also one of the finest album cuts from the past few years.

Album No. 2: Deerhunter "Microcastle"

One of the most peculiar bands in America have made one of the year's best records with Microcastle. After their breakthrough, Cryptogram, Atlanta's Deerhunter only gave themselves more room to build-on, with the various influences and the many ideas frontman Bradford Cox has (Cox also recorded a solo album under the Atlas Sound moniker). Ranging from Beatlesesque ballading to Krautrock jamming, Microcastle is one of the most diverse and original records this year. Come for the rock. Stay for the good tunes.

Key Tracks: "Agoraphobia", "Never Stops", "Nothing Ever Happens"

Monday, December 22, 2008

Song No. 3: "Time to Pretend"

You knew this was coming. Like obviously everybody loved this song, and that other song, and like the band and like such. Sure, they're not that goodm but they brought a little something more into the lagging mainstream scene, by making one of this year's most impressive singles. Now it's time to pretend that those loafs in the Midwest will get with the program and stop listening to the sludge of alt-rock past (think 2000, people). Sorry, got a little off track. This is one truly spectacular song.

Album No. 3: "Vampire Weekend"

In all honesty, Vampire Weekend's impressive debut, would be much lower on the list if it came out last year. However, VW made waves with their hyper-literate Afro-beat indie rock, as they managed to score a place on SNL, and other impressive first times. They won people over with their cute, Wes Andersony lyrics and beats, about going to school, and hanging 'round a place or doing something called a Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa. Not band for an indie rock band who wear boat shoes, and look like their waiting to get the crap beat out of them.

Key Tracks: "A-Punk", "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa", "One (Blake's Got a New Face)"

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Song No. 4: "Ready for the Floor"

Hot Chip came back with vengeance in 2008 with "Ready for the Floor". The nerd-dance-genius got me on the floor with this quirky dance anthem. Get on the floor everybody. Oh, and this video is definitely in the running of Best Video of 2008. Hands down.

Album No, 4: Sigur Ros, "Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust"

One of the most peculiar success stories of the last decade, Sigur Ros have built a cult following out of their long, etheral, post-rock jams, and their "Hopelandic" gibberish (Gibberish Icelandic basically. Has your mind been blown yet?). Their fifth album is possibly the years most bittersweet as the start off with happy "Gobbledigook" and by "Festival" you start thinking about that time your girlfriend dumped you. Sigur Ros have always been one the world's most interesting bands, but very hard to get into. If you've never heard one Sigur Ros song, then Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust is an album for you.

Key Tracks: "Gobbledigook",
"Inní mér syngur vitleysingur", "Festival"

A Web Comic that I have discovered.

It's a wonderful little comic called Subnormality, an absurd comic made for people like me. It's made by the Canadian cartoonist, Winston Rowntree. Good stuff really. Lot of Canadian things too like hating Nickleback, and hockey references. This one is my favorite of the series so far.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Song No. 5, "Sex on Fire"

If you are my friend, then you know that I used the phrase, "Sex on Fire", to denote something really good, or in some cases, sexy. And who can blame me? "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon was like, um, Sex on Fire. This was also the only song on their Only by the Night album that I can listen to. It's their most real and passionate song on the album, unlike the other ones on the album. Question: Which Followill sex is on fire? Because you need to see a doctor about that.

Album No. 5: The Hold Steady, "Stay Positive"

Commonly referred to as "The World's Greatest Bar Rock Band", The Hold Steady uphold that title with Stay Positive, their jammy and fun (slightly redundant for this band, right?) fourth album. Times may get tough, but Craig Finn and the Steady just tell us to stay headstrong, and well, positive.

Key Tracks: "Constructive Summer", "Sequestered in Memphis", "Stay Positive"

Friday, December 19, 2008

Song No. 6: "Shut up and Let Me Go"

Thanks to a spiffy iTunes commercial, The Ting Tings single from their crappy album rocked my speakers and my Sansa (yes, i know, how ironic). Unfortunately, the Ting Tings have failed to follow up after this song, but hopefully, they'll make a song as good and as catchy as this little ditty. I know some of you right now want to shut up and let me go. Fine. I see how it is.

Album No. 6: A tie! Los Campesinos! "Hold on Now, Youngster..." and "We are Beautiful, We are Doomed"

Unfortunately, I did not get or listen to Fleet Foxes allegedly impressive debut, and the EP which were both released this year. However, Los Campesinos! trump the impressive album/EP combo with two impressive albums. Yeah, that's right. Two. What's even more impressive is how Los Campesinos give the sophmore album curse a straight up beating. So, No. 6 is reserved for the intense indie Welsh indie rock of Los Campesinos! one of the fine young band around today.

HONY key tracks: "Death to Los Campesinos!", "Knee Deep at ATP", "You! Me! Dancing!"
WABWAD key tracks: "Ways to Make it Through the Wall", "We are Beautiful, We are Doomed", "All Your Kayfabe Friends"

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Song No. 7: "Golden Age"

The funky track from the Brooklyn rockers excellent album Dear Science, also surmises the little feeling of hope we got from this election cycle. Whether they intended it or not, you can't deny the coincidence. However, the song fill with it's groovy beat, and the freaking falsetto of Kyp Malone, TV on the Radio have made one of their most accesible songs, and let's hope it brings a Golden Age for the band.

Album No. 7: The Gaslight Anthem, "The '59 Sound"

In my opinion, New Brunswick's The Gaslight Anthem recorded this year's surprise record. Not only that it's a delightful surprise, as The '59 Sound is an album that Springsteen himself would adore. Songs about lost, confused youth, and other Jersey-related subject make this one of the most moving albums of the year. Let's hope for more fine releases from these Jersey punks.

Key Tracks: "The '59 Sound", "The Patient Ferris Wheel", "The Backseat"

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Sad News: Smiths ain't gonna reunite next year.

Amid the hubbub a few day ago about the possibility of a Smiths reunion, Johnny Marr has come out and said the reunion rumours are "rubbish".

That means the year 2009 will not see Morrissey eat his own testicles. He doesn't really need them anyways...

Song No. 8: "Highly Suspicipous"

My Morning Jacket's rather boring and overrated Evil Urges was filled with songs that would've been B-sides from the very interesting and enticing Z. However, My Morning Jacket least etheral song, and the most out of place of their repetoire, is the funky "Highly Suspicious. MMJ rock out with this Princesque jam, with Jim James freakishly high falsetto, and a guitar solo that is gonna get laid tonight. You too will get lucky blasting this from your car stereo.

Album No. 8: Lil Wayne, "Tha Carter III"

The Brilliant album where Wayne proclaimed himself as the world's greatest rapper. Sure it may seem arrogant, but hell in a year where not to many rapper brought the goods, Lil Wayne delivered. And you know what he may just be the greatest rapper in the world right now. Hell, there hasn't been a real backlash yet against him, like (not-rap-artist) Coldplay has endured. There should be a world governing rap body in the style of FIFA to hand out World Rapper of the Year. Wayne would win it this year.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Song No. 9, "Love In This Club"


Album No. 9: Bloc Party, "Intimacy"

After the glossy, crappy Weekend in the City, Bloc Party return with the focused intensity of Intimacy. The songs are tight, and some of them have a dancable beat. "Mercury" is the album's highlight, as Kele Okereke yelps as if the world around him was coming down in a furious rage. Great stuff from the Britrockers.

Key tracks: "Mercury", "Halo", "Signs"

Monday, December 15, 2008

And my favorite songs of 2008...

Yeah. Self-explanatory right here.

No. 10 song of the year is "Sequestered in Memphis" by the Hold Steady, from the album Stay Positive.

Oh, my favorite cut from Stay Positive. It's a rocker in the vein of those classics your ma and pa listened to on the AM stations back in the day. And that chorus! So simple and silly it may seem but it's oh so catchy! "Sequestered/ in Memphis/Supeoened/ in Texas". You gotta love Craig Finn and these guys for a song like this.

No. 10: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, "Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!"

Complete with his trademark dark gothich lyricism, and rather ironic tunes, Nick Cave delivers a fine, strangely uplifting album with Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!. it's an album that also manages to capture the harsh landscape of Australia, as cave did with The Proposition soundtrack. These songs will get you singing for some strange reason. Nick Cave has made his most catchy album, and it's a welcome addition to the list.

Key Tracks: "Dig, Lazarus, Dig!", "Albert Goes West", "Lie Down Here (And Be My Girl)"

My Favorite Albums of 2008

Since I am not a professional critic, I can't do a true "Beast of" list, so instead I will do a list of my favorite albums of 2008. To sum it up, except for the plethora of reunions, all in all, it was a relatively shitty year compared to 2007. To refresh your memories a bit (well, not really), here are my top 10 of 2007:

1. Arcade Fire, Neon Bible
2. LCD Soundsystem, Sound of Silver
3. Radiohead, In Rainbows
4. M.I.A., Kala
5. Justice,
6. Animal Collective, Strawberry Jam
7. Panda Bear, Person Pitch
8. Spoon, Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
9. Jay-Z, American Gangster
10. The Shins, Wincing the Night Away

As you can see, last year's list had cojones, and variety. Spoiler alert: This year is very alternative, but there are black people! Yes, it's not totally white bread. Sure this year's list doesn't have a Sri Lankan or a band with a member who refers to himself as Geologist, but it's not totally white. Anyways, the next post tonight will have No. 10. Enjoy, and leave comments!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Some Early Kraftwerk for Y'all

Even though it aint the wonderfully ridiculous "The Robots" video, this is still absolutly wonderful seeing one of the most influential bands in their formative, pre-electronic years.
It's an absolute wonder that I found these great appearances on German television on youtube. Enjoy them as much as I enjoy them. I wonder if any of those long haired kids in the second video wondered if these strange Germans would do great things later on.

Friday, December 12, 2008

My film haiku =D

Ladies and Gents, I present to you my first film that I made for my Film I Class. It's called Confusion. I hope you enjoy.

Thursday, December 11, 2008




Right now, enjoy the sound of the Smiths:

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I am now a full-fledged DJ

After a few months of doing work for the Montclair Student Radio, I am now a full DJ, and I am probably gonna do a winter show, then some spring shows. Really damn happy about this, wish me luck.

I am coming...

In an already awesome week for music, like one particular Britpop band reuniting, Franz Ferdinand release a shit load of info for their upcoming album Tonight: Franz Ferdinand. First off, that new album cover is oh-so sexier and more mysterious than their previous cover.

Now they have a big box set in preparation for the album's release, with a crap load of goodies like DVD's and such. I can only describe so much, and I know I will suffer from a stroke just talking about, so I will only show this photo:

This is Criterion Collection sexy. Good stuff boys.

Not only that, they are doing an international tour, but only have a few West Coast dates.

Now I am off to, um, do good things to myself.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008


After months of much speculation, Blur, one of the finest bands of the last 20 years, are reuniting for a big show in Hyde Park, London, as confirmed by Damon Albarn himself.

How bout a reunion show in the States, Damon? Is that really hard? I hope you get AIDS and die.

For now, here's a song not called "Song 2":

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Music to get you and me through a day

Call me crazy, but weekends bring me down. I don't get to see my friends, working at a job I don't like, and I feel that the home where I grew up in is no longer the place that I can call "home". It's also finals time. Even though this is rather downbeat, it got me through the day today. Thanks Jarvis Cocker and Pulp.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Time for some Scadenfreude: Coldyplay get sued

Now I may not hate Coldplay, but I think they're vastly overrated and are soft Radiohead imitators. What also drives me crazy about them is how unambitious they are, despite what their behavior suggests.

It also turns out that they are high class plagarists. "Viva la Vida" is not so original as it turns out.

This isn't the first time someone has made these accusations towards the band. Few year's back, Coldplay (lawfully) borrowed the main riff from Kraftwerk's "Computer Love" for their own song, "Talk". However, now that their stock has risen, they are more susceptible to scrutiny. So it's no surprise that someone (Joe Satriani of all people) is taking them to court for song stealing. Not only that, they was much speculation that Chris Martin & Co. also stole from Brooklyn based band Creaky Boards.

When things like this happen, I tend to look down upon the band accused of it, even if they are innocent. I have a problem when rock bands sample in ways like this, and use the said song in a non-post-modern way. It's alright when Beck or Justice does it, because at times, the sample is barely noticable. When a band like Coldplay does it (I'm talking about the legal use of "Talk" for now), it is not as good because it not being used to create new textures.

Then again, it's probably a coincidence that this happened, and the lawsuit is only happening due to their popularity. I mean, nobody sued Pavement when they obviously ripped off Led Zeppelin, with "Rattled by the Rush". (I still love you, SM and Spiral Stairs, btw)

Whatcha think about this?

O, and I'd like to see if anybody else thinks that Coldplay also ripped off drummers:

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Let's get a little serious here

It has been 4 years since my freshman year, and the last controversial thing had happened at my high school, Old Bridge High School, were the bomb threats. The bomb threats were something that my class could relate to, as we stood outside of the cold in early January, and other times during that year. Then there was a period of dormancy on the controversy front, and then the school began to exude with unprecedented pride starting last year. Around February of that school year, a teacher i used to have that freshman year allegedly engaged in a sexual relationship with one of her students. If rumors are true, then I knew the guy and he was in some of my classes last year.

I am totally shocked at what happened at my school. I am not going to discuss the ethics behind this, as we will let our judicial system sort this out. However, I will show my sympathy to both parties in the ordeal, as now they are both going through a horrible time right now. I wish them all the luck in coping with this thing, and these people need their privacy right now.

I also hope that the school will somehow get past this, and move on. I may have not liked the school, but there are people who do like it.

This is rather sad, and I hope we all move on.

Is this season boring or what?

Are you like me who feels that this movie-award season is rather uninteresting. Sure, there are quality movies out there, but nothing as ambitious as 2007's award front runners, like No Country for Old Men, and There Will Be Blood. Even the smaller films had the same ambition as the leaders of the pack, like I'm Not There. This the front runners are rather quiet, and if were talking about directors here, rather unambitious works. Milk returns Gus van Sant to Hollywood territory, after years of making complex films like Gerry and Elephant. The Wrestler, despite all the positive hype, looks like Darren Aronofsky's most reserved work. I am not as excited as I was in 2007. Hopefully, the Curious Case of Benjamin Button returns the season to 2007's ambitiousness. That's my two cents for now.

This video is full of win; Lack of video update

The video for LCD Soundsystem's "New York, I Love You, but You're Bringing Me Down" disappeared off the internet for some weird reason. That, and the prospects of an LCD-Muppets album. Oh well. We always have memories.

Grammy Nominations - I sort of care this time

The Grammy Nominees were announced today and unlike most of the years since the Grammys inceptions, this one is kind of okay. Hell, Radiohead are nominated for 5, count em, 5 awards for the excellent In Rainbows. However, despite the fact Radiohead changed the way music is released, and In Rainbows is nominated for Album of the Year, they have no chance against their greatly overrated lite-brew version of themselves - Coldplay. My girl, M.I.A., is nominated for record of the year for "Paper Planes", but alas, Coldplay. Since the few relevant categories at Grammys are usually the rap & hip-hop ones and the lone alternative album category, this year the alt-album nominees are a little off:

Best Alternative Music Album

  • Modern Guilt
  • Narrow Stairs
    Death Cab For Cutie
  • The Odd Couple
    Gnarls Barkley
  • Evil Urges
    My Morning Jacket
  • In Rainbows
The only album that truely deserves the nomination is In Rainbows. Modern Guilt is so-so; Narrow Stairs is uniteresting, and it continues the myth that Death Cab for Cutie are a great indie/alternative band; People forgot about Gnarls Barkley; and Evil Urges is not so good. Here's who I think should be in the running, in no particular order. It's more then 4, but better than those 4 nominees:

Dear Science
TV on the Radio

Vampire Weekend
Vampire Weekend

Oracular Spectacular

Made in the Dark
Hot Chip

Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust

Sigur Rós


The Rhumb Line
Ra Ra Riot

The Stand-Ins
Okkervil River


That's my shortlist. If you have any comments, wheter they it is civilized analysis, or low-brow insults, feel free to leave them. However, Radiohead deserve the awards they are nominated for the most, and it will be the perfect victory for a band who are constantly changing music. Let's hope I have the same views as the Grammy voting comission. Also, Shame on the Grammys for snubbing TV on the Radio's amazing Dear Science, easily 2008's best record.

The Grammys happen.... I don't really care, really.

Standing in the Shadow of the band that stands in their shadow.

Friday, November 28, 2008

However, I am hopeful

Bang! Bang! Official Music Video - The Knux

My friend showed me this video, and it has restored a little hope in pop music. A very catchy song by the alt-hip-hop group. I hope this catches on and brings some good stuff into the bland Top 40.

This is just crap

Brokencyde - Freaxxx (Music Video) from Eat Cake Films on Vimeo.

This is just bad. A new low in pop music. "Why must I show this?", you may ask. I'm showing this to inform the public on complete crap like this, and that we need to find a way to stop the production of talentless douchebags. I think extermination sounds pretty good.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Monty Python Channel on YouTube

Finally, Monthy Python have their own channel on YouTube. In typical Monty Python fashion, they made a video announcing the event, speaking in a rather angry fashion. And these videos will be in clear Hi-def. You gotta love these guys. You really do.

Deerhunter, "Microcastle"

Microcastle ****1/2

Who is Deerhunter? They are an Atlanta-based band led by Bradford Cox. If you were having a Deerhunter-themed drinking game, take a shot for someone mentioning that Cox suffers from Marfan's Syndrome. Take another shot for someone talking about their short but erratic history, which includes the death of a member, and other rather surreal moments. Take two shots for someone describing them as "outsiders," which is the case, as even though they are one of the more acclaimed indie groups, they still have trouble blending in or getting that universal respect from the indie crowd, which similar bands get. And just get smashed when someone ponders what genre they are. On their Wikipedia page, they are described as the following: noise rock, art rock, psychedelic rock, ambient, shoegaze, post punk. I hear all of those influences, and maybe add a little krautrock, but it's still baffling to decide what genre they're in.

Their new album Microcastle, the follow up to their breakthrough Cryptograms, is just like that. It's a rather baffling album, but it's a beautiful work. It's also sometimes inspiring. The album opens up with "Cover Me (Slowly)," a droning one-minute track that sets the mood of the album, and from the most unlikely influence, Pink Floyd. Maybe I have unwittingly insulted the band in some way. Prog rock is almost like a curse word in the indie world. The first track really sounds like Bowie's "Low." Are they happy now?

It continues with "Agoraphobia," which reminded me of Pavement's later work, and it's an atypical indie rock song, with Cox crooning "Comfort Me" over and over again over a pretty melody, but unlike some indie rock songs which seem to rely on being down, this one makes you feel a little up. "Never Stops" continues with the trend of unconventionality by the band, as once again, a typical indie rock song is turned on its head, with sputtering guitar feedback closing out the song. "Little Kids" also ends this way, as their Pavement song becomes a My Bloody Valentine song. The title track is a quiet ballad that midway through the song becomes a nerdy psychedelic jam, sounding like the Beatles' White Album.

"Calvary Scars" sounds like something the krautrock (experimental German bands from the '70s) band Can would do, a short track with strange swooshing sounds and droning guitars. The next two songs are also like this, as they are short ballads with anti-melody and cryptic lyrics. And since I name-dropped krautrock earlier in this paragraph, the next song is my favorite on the album, "Nothing Ever Happened," a droning six-minute jam that sounds like Pavement did an album of Neu! covers. It's groovy and fun, as the band masters the motorik beat as if they created it. The final songs continue with this post-psychedelic, or freak folk, or New Weird America, or whatever damn genre you want it to be, and it closes off with "Twilight at Carbon Lake," a slow ballad that just beautifully builds up the noise at the end, and it surmises the album perfectly. This album is what it is, a collection of beautiful songs that will confuse you, but inspire you. This doesn't make much sense. Then again this is Deerhunter I am talking about. This band doesn't make much sense.

Another thing that doesn't make much sense are the genres and the band names being name-dropped here. I frequently mention Pavement, and why not? Most indie rock bands nowadays are influenced by Pavement in some way or another. Pavement was very unpretentious, making simple, straightforward rock rather wonderfully. Deerhunter has taken Pavement influence and rebuilt it with new weird textures. It's beautiful stuff, really. Who needs a genre when you have made a great album? Deerhunter have proved that with Microcastle.

"The Stoop Kids are afraid to leave their stoop"

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

New Franz Ferdinand

Tonight: Franz Ferdinand is coming out on January 26th, and I cannot wait. You Could Have It So Much Better was like sex on fire, and I've been watering at the mouth since I saw them live. It's been 3 1/2 years. Seriously. Why wait so long? Anyways, Franz have put up "Ulysess" on their MySpace. This song is the shit, and I am going to be listening to it non-stop now. You better too.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Review of JCVD

JCVD ***
Directed by Mabrouk El Mechri
Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme


No, you don't understand-


Well, it was a good one?


Well, actually he does act. In fact he was quite good in it, and even gives a very long monologue directly to the audience.


No, not really. If I were to connect to another film with this one, I would connect to 8 1/2.


Well, JCVD is obviously far from the standards of 8 1/2, but it has a similar idea. The actor is down on his luck, exhausted by his personal troubles, returning to his dear Belgium, and get holed up a rather existential situation.


Well, this is no joke. The plot is actually good as Van Damme ends up into a bank hold-up surrounded by rather maniacal robbers. It's one big meta-film, as Van Damme ends up into an action movie setting. There's also a long tracking shot that deconstructs the workings of a movie set. And we have these Felliniesque fantasy moments at some points in the film.


It's a rather complex character study that will entertain you through out, and gives you a second look at the man himself. So, put all your preconceived notions behind, and just see this movie. This film has unexectedly deep performance by Van Damme, and it gives you a good feeling at the end, as Van Damme has now restarted his life in a way. Something you need to do, you ignorant fool.


Good boy. I think I convinced you enough.

"Okay Van Damme. We admit, Bloodsport was pretty awesome."

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Oldie but a Goodie; The Promised Land

The Promised Land (1975) ***
Directed by Andrzej Wajda
Starring Daniel Olbrychski, Wojciech Pszoniak, Andrzej Seweryn

A few Sundays ago, I discovered that the Lincoln Center was having a month-long retrospective of one of my favorite directors, Andrzej Wajda. Not only do I enjoy his films, but I feel a sense of national pride in him as he is from Poland, and both my parents are too. His best films were the ones with a political message; Man of Marble, was basically an indictment of the Communist government of Poland, or Ashes and Diamonds, which made a hotel in a no-name town a microcosm for Poland on the last day of World War II. I decided to go see his 1974 epic, The Promised Land, based on the Wladyslaw Reymont novel, and was his first film to be nominated for an Academy Award. I must say, I haven’t been shocked by a film in a long time, and this film effectively did that.
The Promised Land is a period piece, set in the late 1800’s in the industrial century of Lodz, when there was no Polish country but was part of the so-called Congress of Poland, a puppet-state of the Russian Empire. It follows three aristocrats, a Pole, a Jew, and a German, as they pool in money together to open up a cotton mill. Over the film’s two and a half hours, we see gore, sex, and greed. It is a shocking indictment of the capitalistic decadence of the 1800s. The film does a damn good of job of shocking the audience. One notable scene where greed, sex and gore mixing together, was when a businessman confronts an engineer in a turbine room. The engineer is furious over the businessman because the he personally selected the man’s daughter to attend to him at an orgy. A brawl ensues and both men fall into the turbine and are shredded to pieces. The audience groaned in shock in unison. This also shocked me to as I was surprised that Wajda had made a film this graphic. I was used to his films being about true people being oppressed in some way by the government. This film was about the oppressors and their disgusting opulence. The Pole, Karol, was an adulterer and had an illegitimate child; The Jew, Moryc, was sneaky and would be doing backroom deals with others; Ironically, the German, Maks, was probably the only honest man in the world of capitalism. Each of the three men somehow betray their background and any honor they had in pursuit of profits. Karol moves his family from their mansion which was their for generations, to a dainty shack in Lodz. He also lies on while being swore on a picture of the Virgin Mary to the man with whom his wife was cheating on with him (of an important note, the Virgin Mary is of incredibly high importance to Polish Catholics). Moryc two-times another Jewish banker, who himself is an ass-kisser only concerned with profits. Maks’ atrocity is minimal; he is ashamed by his father for not updating his textile. After all the madness of stocks rising and falling, cheating, and betrayal, their factory is burnt down out of revenge and jealousy. Despite the fights and returning to where they were in the first place, the three men remain friends and business partners, looking forward for another endeavor.
The film brought groans and moans and uneasy laughs, but all in all, the film was a solid work by Wajda. I would recommend it to someone who has never seen a Wajda film before, or to someone who is a fan of There Will Be Blood. It has more cynicism towards Poland’s distant past rather than it’s present situation. Ironically, the film can be seen as propaganda, especially in this director’s case. However, the world of industrialism, everything and everyone was dirty. The business men may have looked clean, but deep down inside they were rotten to the core. Appropriately enough, the film ends with an image of man running with a red flag being shot down, a prediction of the future of the nation, and another revolution turning corrupt.

Review of Quantum of Solace

Quantum of Solace **
Directed by Marc Forster
Starring Daniel Craig

Well, you can’t win them all. That’s the lesson I got from this Bond outing. This isn’t a new problem for the Bond series. Roger Moore had a weak second film with the Man with the Golden Gun. Pierce Brosnan too suffered with a sophomore slump. We are not including Sean Connery since he’s the only Bond with the perfect record, Timothy Dalton since he’s the one who sucked out right, and George Lazenby since he only did one.
Now we have Daniel Craig. When the Bond producers announced that they had chose Craig to replace Brosnan, people scratched their heads. There was also an intense backlash from some Bond fans who (wrongfully) felt the Brosnan was the right man for the job. Film geeks knew Craig from his excellent performance in the outstanding British gangster film Layer Cake, and when looking at the film, we know why the producers chose him; He had the right the amount of British wit, he was a classy actor, and not only that, he was a man’s man. He wasn’t too pretty, but he didn’t mope about it. Casino Royale was probably the best post-Connery debut for any Bond, as Craig fit the role like a glove. Not only that, but Bond’s 21st century rival, Jason Bourne, gave him some tips on how to be awesome. The script was great, and kept you on the edge of the seat because Bond became human. We felt for him. Brosnan’s Bond was stoic and at some times robotic. It was a welcome change.
Now onto to the highly anticipated follow up, Quantum of Solace. Have you seen those posters? It’s pretty badass. What about the film? Not so much. While Casino Royale was an incredibly focused film, Solace is a sordid affair. The action sequences are here at an ad nasuem rate, but they feel rushed and predictable. In fact, most of the sequences are borrowed from other Bond films. The motor boat sequence is a knock-off of the infamous sequence in Bayou Country in Roger Moore’s Live and Let Die. There is the billionth airplane/helicopter/weird flying thingy in Bond History. Thank God they didn’t take the ludicrous moment from the Bond movies. We don’t get to see Daniel Craig in clown suit thankfully.
The film’s plot is all over the place, but it mainly focuses of the evil workings of Dominic Green (Mathieu Amalric) as he tries to do something with Bolivia’s water supply. Oh wait, that’s sort of similar to the last Moore film A View to Kill, where Christopher Walken tries to flood California. Now to those who say I digress, let’s compare the two. A View to Kill is even disliked by Moore himself, got that? Yet the evil plan is more evil than Green’s evil plan. California is not even a country, yet It has more political and economic importance than Bolivia. Not to be mean or anything like that, but does the average person cares about the plight of Bolivia? Green’s evil plan would have more importance if it were a major country. Hell, even destroying Canada would scare some people.
Back to the plot being over the place. The film barely touches on the death of Vesper Lynd in the previous film, and that story is only wrapped up in the last minutes of the film. Not only that, to add to the idea of revenge in this film, they make the Bond Girl here, Camille Montes (Olga Kurylenko; a picture perfect Bond girl. An okay performance), with here own revenge saga. This film was supposed to be a continuation of the Bond-Lynd saga, another heartbreaking action film like Royale, yet we get the dispirted Solace. Paul Haggis (Crash) and the other screenwriters have made lots of mistakes with the story, as they try to return to failed formula of the last Brosnan movies. The film also has no memorable scenes. Maybe because we just don’t care about Bolivia. Maybe because of this the climax is rather goofy. Bond struggles to fight Green, which is absurd since this is James Bond fighting a guy who not only is a little environmentalist, but also looks like a cross between Serge Gainsbourg and Roman Polanski. Meanwhile, Camille is struggling to stop a dictator from raping her while the fort they are all fighting in is the process of blowing up. Um… what?
Bond has reverted back to it’s old ways after being progressive with Casino Royale. I still think Daniel Craig a great Bond, and I really like Marc Forster’s direction and staging, but the plot has get with the program. I don’t want to see the talented actors go to waste. So let’s hope that Bond 23 will kick ass. I mean, nobody was confident that Casino Royale was going to be good.

Ryan Adams and the Cardinals, Cardinology

Ryan Adams and the Cardinology
Cardinology **

Ever since 1994, Ryan Adams has one of the most impressive résumés in the music world. In the 90’s, he was one of the founding members of the seminal alt-country band Whiskeytown. After Whiskeytown, he began his expansive solo career, releasing albums at least once a year, and in 2005, he released 3 albums worth of music. In this decade alone, he has released 10 full length albums. One year he wrote over 200 songs. So basically Ryan Adams is the Lil Wayne of indie rock.
Unlike Lil Wayne, Ryan Adams’ worked is marred by inconsistency. Only one of his albums, Heartbreaker, received uninamous praise. Every album he has released has their lovers and their haters. So it is so hard to measure Ryan Adams’ talent and abilities if he is so divisive as an artist. However, I have managed to not fit into either of the “Love Ryan Adams” or “Hate Ryan Adams” groups. Some of his work is actually great, while some of his other stuff is just plain annoying. Cardinology, his fourth with his backing band The Cardinals, is just plain annoying. It’s an album that somehow manages to capture his notorious outbursts.
The album starts off with mellow albeit boring “Born into a Light”. That, and the next two songs continue to bore, with uninteresting melodies and lyrics. It’s music that doesn’t move you in any way. The fourth song, “Magick”, is where thing just get annoying. Okay, Ryan Adams has a great voice. Unfortunately he sounds too much like an American Bono. And this song not only is annoying, but sounds exactly like a U2 song. “You're like a missile strike/Government goes underground/Warhead on legs“, he yelps. He has to be reading Bono‘s songbook. It’s the only explanation for those lyrics. The song has all the U2 mannerism and clichés. Who knows, maybe those backing vocals were done by the Edge.
The album continues bordering on the mundane and the boring. After the failed attempt of “Magick” to spruce up the album, the next song “Cobwebs”, is indie rock that is both boring and annoying, and still U2esque. I can’t take him seriously if he’s trying to be a country Bono. And I can’t take him seriously enough with these depressing songs. “Crossed Out Name” is just depressing as he moans over an acoustic guitar. And that depressive singer songwriter moan continues with “Evergreen” and the album closer “Stop” How are we supposed to believe that Ryan Adams is depressed? This isn’t Ryan Adams circa 1994, when he came out of a broken home. This is Ryan Adams 2008: Living in New York, appearing in the biggest music magazines, and getting the girls. I can’t help but laugh when he sings. I feel nothing from this album.

The Battle of Britrock

Bloc Party
Intimacy - ****

Kaiser Cheifs
Off with their Heads - ***1/2

Just so you know, over a decade ago, the British charts were being ruled by bands who were part of the so-called "Britpop" movement. Basically, these bands were English to the core, crooked teeth and all. In the summer of 1995, an event that defined the movement happened: the Battle of Britpop. Blur vs. Oasis; South England vs. North England; Art-schools vs. Blue-collars. Both of their singles were to drop on the same day, and it caused so much of a cultural fervor that even the BBC ran news stories about it. Fast-forward 13 years later to 2008, and we have British bands every which way. Like their Britpop counterparts, they are truly English, have no success in the States (except for Franz Ferdinand) and two bands have released an album in the same week. It's not on the same day, but it's close enough. Unlike Blur and Oasis, who were two bands on the social and cultural spectrum, the two bands here, Kaiser Chiefs and Bloc Party, are more like two peas in a pod. So don't expect Ricky Wilson to say that Kele Okereke should get AIDS and die.

So which band made the better album? Let's look at our competitors:

In the blue corner, hailing from London, it's Bloc Party, fronted by Okereke. They smashed onto the Britrock scene with the excellent debut, Silent Alarm, which features jittery riffs and electronic soundscapes.

Their next album, A Weekend in the City, was, in this critic's opinion, a glossy, polished step down from Alarm. Now they have released Intimacy, a solid effort by the band. The album features jagged rock riffing with hip-hop beats. The album grabs you into its world with the fast and quick "Eros" and continues with the funky single "Mercury."

The band is focused with this work and is probably the most focused band in the Britrock scene right now. They take songs with the classic verse-chord-verse structure and add a little something to the songs, such as "Signs," which features an excellent use of synths and percussion. Other songs mix in techno beats, while others are just plain intense three-minute jams. Is it all right to Bloc Party rock now? A few weeks back I said to a friend that Bloc Party was the "New Wave Coldplay."

A Weekend in the City to me was a soft effort where they were treading soft rock territories. Fortunately, Bloc Party has returned to the focused intensity that made them hit makers in England in the first place.

Now on to their rivals. Sort of.

In the red corner … The Pride of Leeds, Kaiser Chiefs! They return with Off with their Heads, a much better effort than their predecessor Yours Truly, Angry Mob, an album which Damon Albarn of Blur mentioned specifically as a poor album from a young, promising band. Their debut Employment was a good album, even if it was a bit Beach Boys-ish rather than being Kinks-esque. Heads is not only better than YTAM but also than Employment. The only problem with the album is originality. The band doesn't do many new things with the tunes they have. However, unlike some bands who released albums of the same stuff, the Kaiser Chiefs do it well. The songs are fun and jovial. Songs like "Never Miss a Beat" and "Addicted to Drugs" are full of life and catchy. Unlike Bloc Party, however, Kaiser Chiefs are not as focused, and the songs sometimes show it. But what the hell? I said these songs were fun, right? So why be focused when you can make a good rock album? Thankfully the Kaiser Chiefs have bounced back in a big way, and let's hope they continue to move forward. They have good momentum now.

So who is the victor after these 15 rounds? Bloc Party wins in a unanimous decision! That is until Franz Ferdinand release Tonight in January and pretty much use their Scottish powers to pile-drive the competiton like they did with their debut and follow-up. Okay, I went a little overboard right there. Just enjoy these albums for now until the next gang of British rockers can come and take the title as the King of Britrock.

Review of W.

W. **
Directed by Oliver Stone
Starring Josh Brolin

George W. Bush. Saying that name will certainly anger most people. One way or another, somebody has something against Bush. He is easily the world's most controversial person right now, as his policies have caused a wide range of protests from around the world, whether they're from an enemy of the United States or from an ally.

Now there is a movie about the man, W., directed by liberal firebrand Oliver Stone. This is his third film that is about a president in some way. The other two were JFK and Nixon, films filled with paranoia and conspiracy theories. They may have veered off into madness, but they were entertaining nonetheless. So that must mean W. is an entertaining, conspiracy theory hatching biopic, right? Wrong. W. is an indecisive film, veering between a serious drama and a silly comedy, with disdain and sympathy for Bush. W. also shows us what has become of Stone, a director who has lost all confidence in his directing. Back in the day, even Stone's failures had more cojones than the average failure.

What is wrong with W.? Is it the fact that it was rushed? It was only filmed a few months ago, and the same goes for the script written by Stanley Weiser (Wall Street). He obviously didn't have enough time to build up on some things, and it leaves viewers wanting more. He doesn't completely go into Bush's life and the controversies surrounding it. He only touches upon moments of Bush's life, when he could have dug deep into his mind and into the minds of people around him. I get the feeling that Weiser really wanted to imply that Condoleezza Rice has a crush on Bush. Why didn't we get to see more?

When the film does go deep into a character's mind, it's only the obvious things. For example, when Bush is briefed on the Iraq War, Dick Cheney and Karl Rove tell him about the vast oil fields in Iraq and manipulate Bush, while Colin Powell tries to talk some sense into him. We know that already. Cheney and Rove are the true policy makers of this administration. Powell tried his best to show Bush the right way. Add that to an attempt of trying to show us W.'s Oedipal battle with H.W., and you have a messy story.

Another problem is the film's tone. It can't decide whether it wants to be a comedy or a drama. Tense moments break down out of unintentional humor; funny moments don't get their humor out. Also, the film can't decide what position to take on the man. It's as if the film is taking on Bush's mantra of "In history, we'll all be dead." This is not the same Stone that once suggested in JFK that there were several teams shooting at Kennedy in Dealy Plaza.

I am also going to have to accuse the filmmakers for using Apple's Garage Band to score the film. Tense moments can't be taken seriously, because they have the wrong tone to the score and feel like they are taken from a cheesy TV movie. I would like to go up to the producers of this film and tell them that they shouldn't have sped up the production of a biopic of a man who is at the center of nearly every global controversy.

There are some okay, if not good things in the film. The acting is good and does a good job of keeping it serious. Add that and the excellent make up work (one of the very few times I will ever notice make up in a film), and the actors become perfect doppelgangers. Josh Brolin does a perfect impression of W., even though at some points, it's a bit silly. Richard Dreyfuss and Toby Jones, playing Cheney and Rove respectively, manage to get the two's manipulative stillness perfectly. The other actors get their characters' personalities right, but the performances might have had more power to them if Stone had more time to direct. Stone is a master of manipulation through films. His use of montage is beyond that of other modern directors. Unfortunately, we only see one true moment of his trademark use of montage. It is of Jesus matched with Bush at an AA meeting. Real obvious there, Ollie. Bush found Jesus.

Where are the scandal, controversy and untold stories of Bush's life? Not in this movie. In W. we only get the part of Bush's life we knew already, the stories that we heard about ad naseum in the media. If Stone and Weiser had more time with the film, and maybe released it after election, maybe we would have had a film with scandals and intense conflicts. With all the material that they could have come up with, W. could have been the year's best film. Instead we get this rushed attempt before Election Day, trying to cash in on election fever. A forgettable film on an unforgettable president.

TV on the Radio, "Dear Science"

TV on the Radio
Dear Science *****

For the past 25 years, there has been constant bickering from aging rock stars and their listeners that music is not the same anymore. It is always the same kind of complaint, along the lines of "There is no good music anymore," or "It's not the same as it was." They always rail against what is on the radio or on TV. My response to them: You have been looking in the wrong places. For once, just venture to the left of the dial where young and exciting bands are tuning in, rocking out and dropping out. Aging rock star David Bowie knows this. He's become a patron of many young rock bands, like TV on the Radio. Bowie even sang on their previous album, the excellent Return to Cookie Mountain. That should be enough to silence modern rock's biggest critics.

TV on the Radio is one of the finest bands out there right now. Their debut album, Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes, highlighted a band trying their hardest to reshape the boundaries of rock. At first it made little noise in the indie community, until it unexpectedly won the Shortlist Prize, beating out favorites Franz Ferdinand and Wilco. They immediately became one of indie's biggest acts almost over night. Their follow-up, Return to Cookie Mountain, showed that they were not a one-trick pony, as the album was filled with distorted guitars over steady beats, with Tunde Adebimpe's powerful bellow paired with the freakish falsetto of Kyp Malone. Cookie Mountain seemed like TVOTR was preparing us for a new sound, like the Talking Heads' Fear of Music was a prequel to Remain in Light. It turns out that Cookie Mountain was a mere experiment, and their third album Dear Science is the scientific law. They have managed to construct a new, fresh rock sound. If their previous albums were inaccessible to the average listener, then Science is perfect for the mainstream listener. It's intelligent and accessible rock.

Dear Science is an eerily beautiful masterpiece that pulls you in, shakes you up and throws you out. When you finish listening to the album, you will walk away a different person. The album is filled with pounding guitars, triumphant horns and brilliant vocal work by Adebimpe and Malone. Some of the songs have a pleasant beauty to them, like "Stork & Owl," where hip-hop beats are paired with plucking violins.

Other songs beat you up on the inside, like the opener "Halfway Home." Some are just plain fun and funky. The album's first single, "Golden Age," is a Prince-esque jam, where Malone's falsetto is paired perfectly with Adebimpe's baritone. Unlike their previous songs, their vocals are not driving to extremes, and they sound great today, even sexy. It's like a duet between Barry White and Thom Yorke, a song you can groove to and think about at the same time.

Probably the best thing about the album is its sound. It's one of those few albums that manage to sound great anywhere. It doesn't matter what kind of speakers you're playing the album from. You could even make your own speakers, and the album's crisp production would sound great. It can be played at any party, whether it is being held by existential philosophers or the jockiest of jocks. It's an album that will fit in perfectly with any surrounding.

TV on the Radio has possibly made the year's best album with Dear Science. It might not even have any competition, as no album this year will sound as advanced and brilliant as Dear Science. With this album, TVOTR has entered the pantheon with the finest artists of the decade.

In "Golden Age," they proclaim: "The age of miracles/The age of sound/Well, there's a golden age/Comin' round, Comin' round, Comin' round!" It turns out they are right. For the past few years, indie bands, ranging from Radiohead to LCD Soundsystem to M.I.A., have been making brilliant, forward- thinking music. This album is their proclamation. The horns sound glorious, and the songs have a positive vibe to them, despite the dark lyrics. It's as if the band has returned from battle as heroes. With this album, the Golden Age has begun, and all are welcome to join.

First off: Unknown Component

My first review for the Montclarion.

This guy Keith Lynch makes music by himself, and yeah, he sucks. Apparently, he's an elitist douche, too. I guess this is karma right here.

Unknown Component
In Direct Communication **

Since the beginning of the MySpace age of music, there have been thousands of musicians who have utilized the Internet to their advantage. Artists who would have never dreamed of playing shows at big venues can now be discovered by a music executive hundreds of miles away from them. It is a positive thing for young musicians everywhere, but with every online success story, there are still unsigned artists who still slave away on MySpace pages and their personal blogs.

Keith Lynch is one of those artists. He is a singer-songwriter from Iowa City, and he releases his music under the name of Unknown Component. Lynch loves playing music; his output proves it, as he has released five albums in five years. No small feat, especially in this day and age. However, like many upcoming artists, he lacks the resources, as his latest album, In Direct Communication, shows.

The album fails to showcase Lynch's talent, as his tunes sound flat and generic. Lyrically, he brings nothing new to the table, as they are the same-old, post-Elliot-Smith lyrics that so many singer-songwriters have failed to master. Example: in "Somewhere a Light has Gone Out," he sings, "Someone is tearing me down/Somewhere a light has gone out/There's no relief from what I've seen/From what I've seen, there's no relief." It's the same mistake that befalls many young songwriters. They have the idea that depressing lyrics are the best because they showcase emotion and artistic ability. Lynch is like many young songwriters who have looked up to Morrissey, Kurt Cobain, Elliot Smith and the like and say, "If they can do it, I can do it."

The problem is, those three legends had a unique flavor to their lyrics. Lynch's lyrics have no flavor or style to them, and they just become forgettable. Note that the song from above may or may not be a reference to the Smiths' "There is a Light That Never Goes Out." Not a good sign if you're trying to break from the mold.

In Direct Communication's main problem is its lack of originality. The songs try to sound different, but they lack an identity. "It's a Fine Line" is one of those songs where it tries to mix different styles of rock music. For a while, it sounds like it's going to be something new and fresh, but it comes out old and stale.

Many of the songs here are like that. Part of the reason they are unoriginal is because of their production. Lynch records his own music, without a band or any other backup. When you first hear the drums on the album, the listener knows immediately that it is Lynch fiddling around on a drum machine. If Lynch had used a band, his songs would have most definitely sounded more lively. Without it, In Direct Communication is just an album full of ideas, and not music.

In Direct Communication highlights an artist with financial shortcomings, not musical abilities. Unfortunately, Lynch will probably spend another five years making generic alt-rock with a flat sound.

If he makes the same technical mistakes as with In Direct Communication in his next album, then Lynch and his Unknown Component project will probably become another MySpace failure, the new breed of musicians struggling in the harsh world of the music industry. One can only hope that this doesn't happen to him.

Lynch is someone who loves music, but all musicians need to learn from their mistakes. He has made five albums of songs like In Direct Communication. He needs to grow, and maybe he can become a MySpace success story. Good Luck, Mr. Lynch.

I'm Back!!!

Whoa! What a hiatus!

School has been great, as I'm loving the Montclair Film Program. They are all cool people.

Okay, enough about that. I'll tell more things later.

I've been writing for the Montclarion, and surprisingly, I have mostly written music reviews. Yeah, I know shocking. But I do have a review for W., and and review for Quantum of Solace which is just gonna lie around doing nothing since somebody else called Quantum before. Anywho, I also have a very cynical review for Ryan Adams and the Cardinals' Cardinology that has been on the drawing board doing nothing, and I don't feel like making it longer (I can't find a way to make it so). These posts are coming soon guys. Enjoy!

Monday, September 1, 2008

Guest Critic: Ashley Smith

For the next few days, I'm gonna have some friends do my bidding. This time it's my friend and fellow film geek, Ashley Smith. She review the obviously bad comedy, "College". Enjoy!

College **
Directed by Deb Hagen
Drake Bell, Haley Bennett, Nick Zano, Kevin Covais, and Andrew Caldwell

When walking into the theatre to watch the latest college themed movie directed by relative newbie Deb Hagan, cleverly titled College, don’t expect anything ground breaking or truly different. If Animal House is the epitome of the college movie, then this is the bastard child of its special child. College takes the trend of Animal House rip-offs to a new level. Of course, since it is a college movie it had to be filled with hazing, excessive use of curses (in the sense that they couldn’t think of another words so say fuck instead), and excess nudity.
Ultimately College is the story of three high school friends who go Fieldmont University for various reasons for the weekend. After realizing the dorm room they were assigned was inhabited by a chronic masturbator they headed off to a frat house to stay. Lucky for the protagonists they end up at a frat that just found out they were on probation again and were desperate for pledges (or in this case pre-frosh) to torture. The boys quickly realize that the frat is out to make their weekend hell and antics ensue. All to be tied up nicely in and everybody is happy ending.
One huge problem with the movie was the characters. Obviously, there were going to be no fleshed out characters, but many were often comically unbelievable. Having high school kids in a college setting is not a new thing, but the way that it was done in this movie was borderline annoying. After the climax of the movie the female lead, Kendall played by Haley Bennett, goes through multiple uncharacteristic mood changes for her character until that point, you wonder if they are different people. Wanting to smack all the characters in a movie is not a good sign.
The movie was a drastic attempt for Nickelodeon’s Drake Bell to get out of his goody-two shoes image. Unfortunately for Bell, this movie isn’t going to break him free of that just yet, but he is getting closer. Many times throughout the movie you forget that he was not playing his Drake character from the show. However the movie is a huge change in style from what you generally see him in considering the needed R rating for the film. Which by the way, is filled with gratuitous nudity some of which may blind the eyes.
Overall the movie was mediocre at best and nothing out of the ordinary. College is filled with every cliché your mind can imagine, whether it is over-the-top slow motion, geeky kids trying to prove themselves, or the ever popular ‘let’s hate each other and five minutes later make up and get revenge’. Now all being said, I am not saying you won’t enjoy the movie. Just that you may feel like you wasted 8 dollars on a ticket, when it would have been enjoyed much more from the comfort of you home, AFTER it has begun to air on cable.